Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
