how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Randomize
