Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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