that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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