JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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