i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I need a burrito and a hug.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I can't put those talents on a resume
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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