I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
My penis needs a shock collar
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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