There is no way he is gay with that hair.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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