In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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