FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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