My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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