what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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