Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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