She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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