I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Randomize
