very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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