do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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