But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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