I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
i think im in europe. pls send help
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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