I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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