I just made out with a guy for $7.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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