He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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