Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
so much tequila, so little girl.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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