I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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