I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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