whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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