Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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