Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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