k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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