i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
