what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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