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Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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