i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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