i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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