is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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