Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I'm bleeding and have questions
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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