I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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