She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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