I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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