so let's talk penis.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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