My friends, they love my intelligence
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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