yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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