so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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