Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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