Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
where does the pee come out of this thing
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
whose parrot is this?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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