Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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