i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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