We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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