I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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