I puked a lego.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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