Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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