You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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